The Ocean View Restaurant

[Jess]

A group of 15-year old guys discussed where they should meet for dinner. It
was agreed they should meet at the Dairy Queen next to the Ocean View
restaurant because they only had $6.00 between them and Jannie Johnson, that
cute girl in Social Studies, lives on that street and they might see her and
they can ride their bikes there.

Ten years later, the group of 25-year-old guys discussed where they should
meet for dinner. It was agreed they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant
because the beer was cheap, they had free snacks, the band was good, there
was no cover and there were lots of cute girls.

Ten years later, at 35 years of age, the group once again discussed where
they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they should meet at the Ocean
View restaurant because the booze was good, it was right near the gym and if
they went late enough, there wouldn't be too many whiny little kids.

Ten years later, at 45 years of age, the group once again discussed where
they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they should meet at the Ocean
View restaurant because the martinis were big, and the waitresses had nice
t--s and wore tight pants.

Ten years later, at 55 years of age, the group once again discussed where
they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they should meet at the Ocean
View restaurant because the prices were reasonable, the wine list was good
and fish is good for your cholesterol.

Ten years later, at 65 years of age, the group once again discussed where
they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they should meet at the Ocean
View restaurant because the lighting was good and they have an early bird
special.

Ten years later, at 75 years of age, the group once again discussed where
they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they should meet at the Ocean
View restaurant because the food was not too spicy, and the restaurant was
handicapped accessible.

Ten years later, at 85 years of age, the group once again discussed where
they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they should meet at the Ocean
View restaurant because they had never been there before.

[RobS]

you can get anything you want at the Ocean View Restaurant

[Frank N]

except Alice...